Thursday, November 26, 2009

LOVE IS A BLUNT OBJECT







Patience is a loaded gun resting against your head,

Pleasure is pushing it against the temple and squeezing the trigger.


Patience is grazing a razor blade over and up your wrist,

Pleasure is digging it into your skin and severing the vein.


Patience is enduring the nagging voice of your partner,

Pleasure is snapping their neck and watching them fall to the ground.


Patience is drawing pictures with a knife on naked skin,

Pleasure is thrusting it deep within and feeling the warm blood on your forearm, dripping off the nails of your fingers.


Patience is a loose rope around your neck,

Pleasure is stepping off the chair and challenging gravity.


Patience is the ledge of a skyscaper,

Pleasure is a swan dive into a sea of asphalt.


Patience is a hammer in the hand contemplating murder,

Love is a blunt object.

CATCH 22 X 30.3


Evil is in the heart,

Good is in the mind,

But neither can function without the other.

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Don't question: KILL!

THE RACE OF LIFE


Politics can run a 100 yard dash,

Religion can walk a mile,

But murder can sprint a marathon.

Friday, November 20, 2009

KEEP FREEDOM CUMMING


It all started with gay marriage.

AMERICAN FREEDOM FOR EVERYONE


Welcome to the United States of America,

Love
Obama

LOST IN SPACE


So if you knew you were sending off to space and you had to make a compilation CD of music, with only 12 songs on it, what would they be? But here's the tricky part this is the last and only CD you will have for the rest of you're life. And you will be all alone in space, unless some aliens happen to stop by, but come on they don't really exist, do they?


Why a CD? Because the ipod is gay, vinyl is too much money to press especially for just one record, cassettes wear out, 8 tracks no one knows what those are any more, but the main reason for a CD is when you get tired of that CD after years and years of listening to it you can break it in half and because it's sharp enough you can slit your wrists or throat, your choice.


Enjoy. Put your comp. lists in the comments section below. Remember think about it, because this is forever.

Monday, November 9, 2009

WHAT CONSTITUTES A HUMAN?



Q: Human?







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HEALTHCARE DILEMMA?


The solution to the health care dilemma:


KILL EVERYONE!

OBAMA


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